What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 00:03
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Is it true that Jehovah's witnesses once thought the world would end in 1975?
{RING} {RING}
Sure no problem officer.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
After a few moments he returns.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Why did we evolve to have so many nerve endings in our anuses?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
HELLO
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Yes sir it is.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.